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"Clarity is important. You should be meticulous with your words."
—- ’ dear GOD, get the fuck off my back.
I swear to everything that is good in
this world that I will take that book
and shove it so far up your ASS that
your brain will become a DICTIONARY. ’
» OITNB (Season 3) : Sentence Starters
"Killers don't look like killers if they're good at their jobs."
"You know what gives me a headache? This job!"
"Ka-ching! Check it out! Woody fucking Allen. Now, that's some Jew shit right there."
"It tastes like Play-Doh."
"No one in here is people."
"More often than not, people believe what you tell them."
"One drop of ethnic blood, and bam, I'm basically made in China, like you and my toothbrush."
"I could be some kind of ax murderer who wants to make coats out of the skins of babies or something."
"We making panties?"
"Look, if you wanted to look like a real woman, you would let your roots grow out and get some bags under your eyes."
"I refuse to be invisible, _______. Not for you, not for _______, not for anybody."
"Maybe this is exactly where I am supposed to be right now."
"Go ahead and call me Jesus from now on 'cause this bitch just worked a miracle."
"I feel stupid for being in here."
"_______'s not my mom. Wouldn't wish that on her. I wouldn't wish that on anyone."
"Books are made from paper and trees, so we thought they should be returned to the trees from whence they came and everything."
"I owe my younger self 23 years of wild sex with multiple partners, but I'll settle for my name back."
"You know, historically, me and reality...not friends."
"Man, this was the pill before there was a pill. It's cheaper than condoms, and make your coochie crack smell like lemon fresh."
"If you say "bean leaves" one more time I'm going to punch you in the fuck hole."
"How does that work, with you being a lady-man and all? "
"I don't know from these things. That's why I'm askin' questions."
"A good mother does what's best for her children. And maybe what was best for your children was wipin' 'em out before they had to lead miserable fucking lives."
"Oh my god, this is such a metaphor for their lives."
"Well fuck her. I'm done with mamas. and stand-ins for mamas. I am parent free, and proud."
"God. This is the loneliest place I've ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months."
"Hey, you know who made up that never snitch bullshit? People who probably deserved to be snitched on."
"You really wanna be callin' me a lady-man when I got a fistful of your hair in my hand?"
"Here's the thing about mamas. They're only mamas as long as they got kids."
"I just got word that I'm taking over your job."
"I've masturbated. There was this statute of Jesus that was especially ripped. That was my guy."
"I do like you down on your knees."
"It's not the dying that's hard. It's that I have to do it here."
"There's too many people in here. It's making the air feel weird."
"You're still hot. I mean you're a horrible person, but you're hot as hell."
"We keep the fence between us, but we can all see each other."
"If you want to assassinate someone, vision is a basic requirement. It's like step 1, pick a person to kill. Step 2, kill the right person."
"I will potato her at a future time."
"The trick is to imagine the bugs being bugged by you. You can’t give away your power."
"Why do girls like it when men call them sluts during sex? Or bitches? Or dirty whores who love cum?"
"The world is better in black and white. And red."
"I ain't her keeper."
"Six months old, and she shits like a human."
"And once you rip it off, all we are to each other is scars."
"Are you saying mouths evolved to give blowjobs?"
"We all think we're the good guys."
"Once you know Santa Claus isn’t real, it’s all downhill from there."
"So it’s a woman thing. It’s always a woman thing."
"It’s not just sex. It’s love. It’s two people connecting…with four other people…and aliens."
"Clarity is important. You should be meticulous with your words."
"The hot one's back."
"Because a doughnut thats selling doughnuts is basically a slave trader."
"Thug life has turned you cold."
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Send a ✿ if you would ship your character with mine. - donyokuu
x out x. good bc I did a lot and I didn’t know if you did and I was like oh no.
But I need big strong jolly green giant and the gaunt scary pale girl to be a thing because WOW POWERFUL COMBINATION?? LIKE GIRL CAN LITERALLY START WARS WITH ROTTEN APPLES And he can do piggy monster magic stuff and is DEEP AND FROM AN ALL-WOMEN COMMUNITY AND JUST??? Yes. I accept. Marry me.
But it’s not just that either like you’re so good at your muse and you make me see him and he’s like this tall dark and handsome SON OF A BITCH and then my muse is like this sarcastic PIECE OF SHIT and I need this? Also his daughter veilled is 100% adorable so. there’s that.
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; send me ❛ brush ❜ for my character’s reaction to your character running their fingers through my character’s hair.
bonus if you add description!
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Send me a misconception you think people have about my character and I’ll explain if it’s true or not
" just what did we do last night ? "
’ hah, RELAX– I’m not so mean so to give you some
terrible disease. But, no, sadly. As much as I would
have liked to have ended up fucking the lights out of
a pretty little thing like YOU, it was naught but a few
drinks. Breaking my heart, sweetie. ’
"What are you?"
A question meant to acquire INFORMATION about her abilties,
perhaps for why she was the way she was. But it didn’t PHASE her.
Not in the very LEAST, in fact, and she lowered herself into a sitting
position, hands folded NEATLY upon her lap.
’ I am Eris. Theos, Strife. Does that mean nothing to you? ’
» All the starter sentences I could find, alphabetized.
"Are you crazy?”
"Are you even listening to me?"
"Are you even listening to yourself?"
"Are you sure they won’t find out?”
"Are you sure this is legal?”
"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”
"Are you threatening me?"
"Be mine."
"Do I know you?"
"Do you love me?"
"Do you remember this?"
"Do you trust me?"
"Don’t go."
"Don’t let me die"
"Don’t look at me like that."
"Don’t make me beg.”
"Don’t you dare come near me!"
"Don’t you dare."
"Explain yourself."
"For you, I would _____"
"Give it back."
"Give me another chance."
"Have you ever even done this before?"
"How drunk are you right now?"
"I already regret this."
"I am not wearing that.”
"I can’t believe you missed that."
"I can’t do this anymore."
"I can’t even look at you."
"I could kill you!"
"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."
"I didn’t do it.""
"I didn’t know you could do that."
"I don’t want to look at you right now.”
"I guess this is goodbye.”
"I hate you."
"I have to go."
"I just want to cuddle."
"I know your secret.”
"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”
"I love you."
"I miss you so very much."
"I missed you."
"I need a drink."
"I need a hug."
"I never really loved you."
"I owe you."
"I think I broke it."
"I think I’m falling in love with you. "
"I think I’m forgetting something."
"I think it’s broken.”
"I trust you."
"I want to be yours."
"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
"I’ll be there in five minutes.”
”This is really inappropriate.”
"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”
"I’m bad for you.”
"I’m dying."
"I’m going to be sick."
"I’m not speaking to you anymore."
"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."
"I’ve never heard that one before."
"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”
"Is that my shirt?"
"It was me"
"It’s so beautiful.”
"It’s time to choose.”
"Just five more minutes."
"Just go."
"Just leave me alone."
"Just let me die."
"Just relax."
"Just what did we do last night?"
"Kiss me you idiot."
"Kiss me."
"Make me."
"Marry me?"
"My Parents don’t know"
"My parents know.""
"Never again."
"Nh, don’t be so rough!"
"No, that can’t be my baby."
"No! You can’t die on me now!"
"Put it away.”
"Put your trousers on!"
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
"Shut up and listen."
"Take responsibility."
"That isn’t mine."
"That looked easier on TV."
"That sounds painful."
"That was a bad plan."
"That’s mine!”
"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."
"They’re coming.”
"This seems familiar."
"This stays between us."
"Truth hurts, don’t it?"
"Want to hear a secret?"
"We need to talk."
"We’re moving too fast.”
"Well that was unexpected."
"What are we doing here?"
"What are you afraid of?"
"What are you touching?"
"What are you?"
"What do you need?"
"What happened to you?"
"What have I done this time?"
"What if someone catches us?”
"What sort of noise was that?”
"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"
"What were you thinking?"
"Where are my clothes?"
"Where did you find this?"
"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”
"Where were you?"
"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”
"Why are you wearing that?"
"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."
"You could have died!”
"You could have killed someone!"
"You coward."
"You don’t need to be so gentle.”
"You drive me crazy!"
"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”
"You lied to me!"
"You mean everything to me."
"You owe me."
"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"
"You’re all out of ____."
"You’re an idiot.”
"You’re bad for me.”
"You’re dead to me."
"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"
"You’re really good at this…”
"You’re so weird.""
"You’re under arrest."